Funk Dat: Dead Woman Wants Social Security

Why did a 66 year old woman in Memphis argue with a person at the Social Security Administration office saying she didn’t get her check because she was dead? The lady from the office said “Ma’am you’re dead! ” The Memphis woman replied “The Hell I Am, I’m alive!!!”

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