Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers? Â Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding? Â They didn’t know the bride or the groom. Â They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]
Here’s a number for today. Â 71-17. Â Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral? Â Why did they get married three weeks later. Â The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]
Why is there a video of a woman who practices what she calls Vaginal Kung Fu….. She exercises her vaginal muscles by lifting weights…  with the teacake…. she takes an egg shaped stone made of jade… with a string and lifts all kinds of items For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]
Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa… Â and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth… Â the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]
Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body…. Â Is this her? Â No… how about this lady…. Â No?… Â She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen: For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]
Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended….. Â After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds…. Â to praise GOD….. Â A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration…. Â the refs said […]
Why is a 5th grade teacher from Alabama in hot water for getting in touch with his blackness…. Â He dressed in blackface and wore a sign that says Kanye for prez 2020…and his girl stuffed her butt to look like Kimmy Cakes….It was posted to Facebook and taken down quickly For more information on the […]
Why did a man from…. South Carolina…. (you thought we were gonna say Florida) Â why did he call 911 because he girlfriend wouldn’t give him any lovin…. Â When officers arrived… the man said he had been drinking all day and was looking forward to getting some of that cookie…. Â she said no because her grandchild […]
The Seattle Police Department faces new questions about the conduct of one of its officers after video released Monday shows an officer punching a woman in the face while trying to arrest her.
