Why is there a picture posted to twitter of a teen with the caption. “When It’s your turn to do the dishes and all the bowls in the house are dirty except this one” Â It shows her looking like she is eating Ramen noodles from a toilet bowl For more information on the Funk Dats, […]
Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays? Â It’s a rock. Â No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars. Â Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]
Why is there a man in … Florida… who has half a head and the nickname Halfy? Â His head was affected when he had an accident while on drugs. Â Why was he arrested for setting his own bed on fire For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills 8 […]
Why did a woman in California post a picture of her niece? Â The woman was babysitting the niece who was asleep while standing on her head… She tweeted do I call the mother of the exorcist For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Raped Then Ransomed For Falcon’s […]
Why did a Green Bay Packers tight end say he got something other than wings at Buffalo Wild Wings? Why did Jarred Cook say he got a chicken head complete with eyes, tongue, beak all present with extra lemon pepper sauce? For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Paper Products […]
Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]
Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish? Â I’m gonna say that again slowly… Â A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head. Â Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]
Here’s a number for today. Â 71-17. Â Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral? Â Why did they get married three weeks later. Â The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]
Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!! Â The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]
Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend… Â He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]
Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended….. Â After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds…. Â to praise GOD….. Â A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration…. Â the refs said […]
Why did a 32 year old man in South Carolina beat his stepfather…. repeatedly punching him in the head because the step-father spilled a cup of kool-aid…. Â Then the man left the scene…. Â 2 hours later he came back to the house and officers found him hiding behind the door in his bedroom For more […]
