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Why is KFC in New Zealand offering a chicken scented candle complete with the Colonel’s smiling face on it For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Non-Profit Director Who Insulted FLOTUS Gets Job Back Woman Fakes Abduction To Get Back At Cheater Dads Confront Pastor Who Says Santa’s Not Real […]

Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station?  The doll had been beheaded!   They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]

Why did a woman in … Florida…  get accused of attacking a man with a hatchet because he didn’t want to have relations with her?  The 26 year old woman had been drinking and repeatedly tried to get the man to co-operate while she was wearing a bathrobe.  And when he refused and locked himself […]

Why did a mother of two say that her hobby is having plastic surgery done on herself.  She says she wants to look like a cartoon character For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below $5 Shoplifting Mentally Ill Man Died In Jail  Texas Woman Raped By Police Offered Taco Mother […]

Why is an inmate in Alabama who was convicted for murder… live streaming on Periscope and posting online from prison… while the victim’s family members and over 3000 followers are watching him For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below KKK Robe Brought Into Black Owned Consignment Shop Alabama Inmate Streams […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why were some brownies left in the teacher’s lounge at an Elementary school in Detroit…   3 of the teachers who ate the brownies went to the hospital …. they tested positive for having Marijuana in their system….   Weed brownies at elementary school For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why were students at the Citadel in South Carolina, supposedly singing Christmas Carols dressed as the Ghosts of Christmas past… as part of a skit….  but the outfits were white pants, white t-shirts and whits pillowcases with eye holes looking  more like the Klan of Christmas past For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend…  He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife   For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]